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Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Okay, so I've decided to go ahead and get the braces--the works; teeth, back, knee, neck and ankle. I hope ABC lets me work for two weeks on a gurney because apparently I won't be able to move anything but my cervix until they take off the plaster. My boyfriend, Max (did I mention I'm seeing someone!!!) says that he'd like to date while I'm laid up--then I found out he meant date OTHER GIRLS. What a shmuck.

So tomorrow I see my orthopedic surgeon. I hate him, he's got bad breath and his fingers are all sticky. Plus when he puts me under to check my pelvis I always wake up with my shoes on backwards. What's up with that? That's the last time I use a doctor in ABC's crappy HMO.

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